Here we have Maple (the demon-possessed calico) and Peanut (the unsuspecting ginger).

And here's Maple again:

And Peanut (oh he's so handsome):

Sadly, these pics are old, and Maple has since grown old, developed multiple health problems, and gone on to that big sandbox in the sky. She was my husband's cat, not mine, and never forgave me for coming along and ruining her perfectly ordered world, and would really rather have puked on me than looked at me, but we miss her all the same.
Peanut was an orphaned kitten... his barn cat mommy was killed by a fox when he was only 4 weeks old, and was one of three survivors of his seven-strong litter, and by far the smartest of the bunch... or at least, the one that caught on to my awkward attempts to be a surrogate mom the fastest and best. He now lives a wonderful life at large in the yard, with occassional house-visits, a stone-cold killer and eater of all things creeping and crawling.
All this said... I'm really more of a dog person

But i'll refrain from sullying this cat-themed thread with photos of my beautiful Border Collie, her loving husband the Lab/Golden retriever cross, their eldest daughter who still lives here with us, their many other children who have since moved away to live with new families, and their current litter of six adorable 6 week old pups!