I am stepping down.

[Tsar Hoikas]

Hello everyone,

I am sorry to announce that I will be stepping down from my position as your Tsar effective immediately. You need not fear, however! Your former imperial highness has taken the liberty of choosing his successors so as to not cause any major disruptions to your day to day activities.

I have convened a triumvirate to act as my replacement.

1. CrisGer (The voice of reason of the MOUL Forum)
2. Dhelayan (Owner of Pelishard)
3. Tomala (Popularly referred to as Guildmaster Grand Poobah Emperoress Shogun Divine Saint Pharaoh Comrade Overlord Tomala of the Guiding Light)

If you have any questions, please direct them to your new administrators. I am retired now.

[Agenotfound]

we are doomed !

[Robert The Rebuilder]

Good one!

Tomala's title is pretty hard to beat, but it does make 'Tsar' pale in comparison.

[Chacal]

And not a minute too soon. Don't take this personally, Hoikas, but in recent months we have coasted and wandered like a rudderless and pilotless ship. Some discipline was evidently lacking, but no one wanted to mention it.

In recent discussions, Dr. CrisGer demonstrated firm leadership abilities. He has a goal and a plan to bring order to our chaos by decisive and affirmative actions. Actions bring reactions, and CrisGer is hailed as one of the most reactionary members of the Uru community. He also shows an ability to surround himself with capable, organized and respectful subordinates, as your list shows.

I, for one, welcome our new overlords!

[Tomala]

I don't think Adam made it quite clear who is going to be doing what. As your new leader allow me to explain who will be in charge of what. All 3 of us come from completely different ends of the Uru spectrum but we all share one thing in common. We all want to control your Uru experience.

1: All your fan ages are belong to CrisGer. He thinks along Cyan guidelines, therefore he knows what's best for the entire community. Leave all your free thinking to him. He has plenty of time to do it all for you.

2: Dhel has been placed in charge of running the website database. I have him putting together a new My Little Pony theme that will replace the existing style.

3: I'm the one that will manage the forum. I promise to serve my community using the best advice of Veralun and Whitch2.

Now for the new forum rules!

Rule #1: Every Tuesday is is Hello Kitty day (requested by Dustin)

Rule #2: All members of the GOW have to have a bald head. Better safe than sorry.

Rule #3: Any age containing more than 14 cones shall be deleted.

Rule #4: No discussion of hacking whatsoever. This includes Until Uru, Alcugs, Drizzle, or any kind of age writing.

Rule #5: No drinking and linking. Why do you think Yeesha has those tattoos?

Rule #6: No use of the letters x q and f without prior permission.

Rule #7: No breathing unless I say otherwise. CrisGer, Dhel, I didn't tell you to stop...

Rule #8: In the case of a riot flamethrowers shall be given to select people of the GOW.

Rule #9: All people who have ever hacked or know anything about hacking shall be banned. I want this place clean and shiny like the top of Chacals head.

Rule #10: All new members that join will have to undergo a drug test in order to test for bad code.

Rule #11: No discussion of lima beans. Doing so will have you banned, tarred, feathered, and anything else I can think of.

And finally. Rule #12:Failure to comply with the rules will result in you being baked and then there will be cake.

I hope you guys are looking forward to this as much as I am! :3

[I.Brattin]

Boy am I going to be glad when this day is over, I hate this day. The only good thing about this day is that its my Aunt's birthday. I'm not kidding either, she really was born on April 1st. Everyone in our family always made fun of the fact she was born on April Fool's Day.

[Tomala]

Boy am I going to be glad when this day is over, I hate this day. The only good thing about this day is that its my Aunt's birthday. I'm not kidding either, she really was born on April 1st. Everyone in our family always made fun of the fact she was born on April Fool's Day.

I feel sorry for you. It must be hard not having a sense of humor.

[I.Brattin]

Oh I have a sense of humor (however warped it might be). I hate the day for the singular reason that growing up, like my aunt, I was the butt of a lot of April Fool's Jokes. In the end, it turned me off on those kind of jokes.

[diafero]

/me looks forward to the cake

[Justintime9]

wow, you got me good Hoikas. My eyes almost popped out of my head when I saw who you "appointed".